The Allied States of North Nerdenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.264 billion North Nerdenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient North Nerdenian economy, worth 56.2 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,427 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

North Nerdenia has designated North Nerdenia City as its capital city, code enforcement officers circle wealthy North Nerdenians like vultures, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Nerdenia's national animal is the Northern Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Nerdenia is ranked 142,551^st in the world and 176^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4 kickbacks per hour.